BBC News – ‘Tarzan’s chimpanzee’ Cheetah dies aged 80 in Florida

Me Tarzan. You Dead.

Turns out flinging your own feces is great for longevity. Of course the money quote from this article:

The animal loved fingerpainting and watching football, and was “soothed by Christian music.”

A chimp who is soothed by Christian music. You mean besides Victoria Jackson?

via BBC News – ‘Tarzan’s chimpanzee’ Cheetah dies aged 80 in Florida.

Tags: Hollywood